WHEN ON MANCHESTERS CANAL STREET

WHEN I HAVE HAD TOO MANY JAGERBOMBS AT POPATASTIC

WHEN YOU REALIZE THE STRIPPER IS ON AT THOMPSONS

THE FIRST TIME SOMEONE BUYS YOU A CHEEKY VIMTO

WHEN A MATE KNOCKS THE DRINK OUT OF YOUR HAND DANCING AT THOMPSONS

what I should be like

what I am really like

WHEN YOU HAVE JUST PULLED THE HOTTEST GUY IN THE CLUB

on the outside you’re like…

on the inside you’re like…

 

WHEN YOU’RE DISCUSSING LAST NIGHTS PULL OVER BRUNCH

WHEN FLIRTING WITH CUTE GUYS AT POPTASTIC..

at the begining of the night…

by the end of the night…

WHEN MAKING EYES WITH A GUY AT G-A-Y

after one drink

after a couple more

when g-a-y is closing

WHEN THERE IS A CUTE GUY YOU NEVER SAW BEFORE AT POPTASTIC

you and your mate are like

WHEN YOU MEET THE GUY OF YOUR DREAMS AND YOU FIND OUT HE’S JEWISH